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Baby Boner

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I · The Pledge

50% of all fees go to $boner
and never sell.

Dad clocks out. The kid clocks in.

II · The Story

You missed it.

everybody missed it. $boner went vertical while the rest of us were still sounding out the ticker.

you missed the first one.
this is the second one.

yes, he's a baby.
he has never had one before.
first time for everything.

Baby Boner: a marble infant in a gold laurel wreath and black sunglasses, wearing a suit, giving a thumbs up.

III · The Treasury

Daddy's Spank Bank

Half of every fee buys $boner and never sells it. Literally helping daddy's boner grow bigger. The balance below is read straight off Robinhood Chain, so don't take our word for it.

Holding Balance
$BONER bought with fees · never sold
Valued at
Dad's price
Dad's 24h
Fees generated estimated from traded volume

IV · Proof

On-chain, not on faith.

Price
24h
Market cap
Liquidity

Not deployed yet. These go live the second the pair prints.

Baby Boner · Robinhood Chain Open on Dexscreener ↗

Chart shows up the moment the pair prints.

he's up.

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